See Us...Maybe?

Palin parody The Capitol Steps normally perform every week in Washington, DC and around the country, but our schedule is being updated based on the latest health information on the coronavirus.


Where Is Kim Jong Un?

Dennis Rodman in North Korea You can get inside info on North Korea from Dennis Rodman, or you can get it from us. See scenes from live performances on our YouTube channel.


Wingman for Romance

Dating Advice and the Capitol Steps Dating expert Amber Brooks says the Capitol Steps offer a bipartisan "heaping helping of romance on top of the laughs." Read her review and her advice for couples on mixing comedy, politics, and romance.


Flip Your Words

Lirty Dies Lirty Dies follows a great political tradition: You're not quite sure what you're hearing, and we're not quite sure what we're saying. If you'd like to follow along, you can read and hear many more Lirty Dies on our site. Or watch us live on YouTube.


Procrastinate more!

We're on Instagram The Capitol Steps are on Instagram. Visit us to remember what live performances were. Or even follow us, if you dare.


Read the Reviews!

"Just Hysterical!"... Read how "neither party is safe from ridicule"New Jersey Stage

Trump himself would "enjoy the show bigly" — in the News & Observer

"Capitol Steps make politics fun again" — review from The O'Colly.

"A machine gun of comedy" — review from DC Theatre Scene.

"Outrageously funny"Suffolk Center for Cultural Arts.

"Great place to go on a date...Fair and balanced." — review from DC Metro Arts.


How are the Capitol Steps like the Trump Administration?

Elaina Newport Read a CityBeat interview with co-founder Elaina Newport about how songwriters and performers keep up in these fast-paced times.


Say it Ain't So!

Rita Jenrette Our name was taken from a racy Washington scandal of the time we began, in 1981. Just recently, former congressional wife Rita Jenrette spoke out and denied the legend, 30 years later! We're sticking with her original story.


Info, Please!

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We put the MOCK in Democracy!

Week of November 23

Don Junior just caught the coronavirus, like his dad. He's a bestselling author and successful businessman, just like his dad. And he's escaped prosecution, so far, just like his dad.

From the album Make America Grin Again (2018).


Week of November 16

Donald Trump is going to leave the White House the way he came in: tweeting. On Sunday, a tweet finally acknowledged that Biden won the election. Then reality flitted away, and he tweeted the opposite. As Trump tries to plan for his post-presidential life, there's been speculation that his habits could pose a risk to national security by revealing secrets...if he remembers any.

From the album Orange Is the New Barack (2017).


Week of November 9

Joe Biden's team is being blocked from transition work as long as soon-to-be-ex-President Trump keeps pretending that he won an election that he didn't. Based on past experience, Trump isn't likely to budge until the day the GOP stops following his lead. Or January 20, whichever comes first.

From the album The Lyin' Kings (2019). See live performance video on YouTube!

Week of November 2

After four years in office, Donald Trump's closing argument is basically the same as the one from his last campaign.

From the album What to Expect When You're Electing (2016).


Week of October 26

Amy Coney Barrett clerked for the late Justice Antonin Scalia, and she says "his judicial philosophy is mine too." That's giving Democrats nightmares, especially with Barrett about to be confirmed days ahead of the presidential election. They never forgot Scalia's role in the contested 2000 election, when a conservative majority ruled in favor of the Republican, George W. Bush, over another Democratic vice president, Al Gore. President Trump hasn't forgotten either.

From the album One Bush, Two Bush, Old Bush, New Bush (2001).


Week of October 19

Kamala Harris tried to deflect Mike Pence's attack on her support for the Green New Deal during the vice-presidential debate since she was for it...before she was against it. It's not easy to be both politically and environmentally correct these days.

From the album The Lyin' Kings (2019).


Week of October 12

Columbus is on his way to getting cancelled, and his holiday is in danger, too. More and more cities and states have been replacing Columbus Day with Indigenous Peoples' Day. This year, even Arizona joined in — though it's still trying to have it both ways.

From the album Desperate Housemembers (2011).


Week of October 5

If the Supreme Court eventually does have to "look at the ballots," then Joe Biden has more to worry about than the confirmation of a ninth justice. Justice Clarence Thomas hasn't forgotten the handling of his own controversional nomination in 1991, when Biden was Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, and he's under no obligation to recuse himself.

From the album Fools on the Hill (1992).