Week of March 30

Social distancing can really put a strain on a relationship.

You Don't Send Me E-mails
[ You Don't Bring Me Flowers ]

From the album The Lyin' Kings (2019). See live performance video on YouTube.

Week of March 23

Bernie Sanders peaked too early. He used to be the only one ready to throw unlimited money at problems. This week, everyone wants to do it.

All For Free
[ All of Me ]

From the album Make America Grin Again (2018).

Week of March 16

Airlines have run out of things to charge extra for, right? Nope, they're now getting ready to actually charge extra for the never, ever requested middle seat.

Center Seat
[ Centerfield ]

Week of March 9

Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders have kept up their schedule of campaign rallies, despite the public health concerns over the coronavirus. At least Donald Trump has an excuse for holding his rallies, since he says the whole thing is a hoax anyway. But if Joe wants to reassure the public, he'll have to reach out to voters a little less and stop rubbing women the wrong way.

Can You Feel the Rub Tonight?
[ Can You Feel the Love Tonight ]

See live performance video on YouTube. From the album The Lyin' Kings (2019).

Week of March 2

Mitch McConnell has promised that the Senate will approve a bipartisan bill to fund a federal response to the coronavirus outbreak — and do it promptly. That would be a historic change for the Senate majority leader, who has racked up hundreds of bipartisan bills killed before they ever reached the Senate floor.

I'm Just a Bipartisan Bill
[ I'm Just a Bill ]

Week of February 24

Pardons for everyone! If you're corrupt, a tax cheat, or even a war criminal, Donald Trump knows you've been treated very, very unfairly. Former junk-bond king Michael Milken already did his time, and he won't be getting his record $600 million fine refunded, but now he can hold his head high once again.

Mike Milken
[ Matilda ]

From the album Fools on the Hill (1992).

Week of February 17

Nevada polls have had Joe Biden in the lead, non-stop, for nearly a year — until this week. Now it's Bernie who has taken the lead and is getting all the attention.

The Sound of Sanders
[ The Sounds of Silence ]

See live performance video on YouTube. From the album The Lyin' Kings (2019).