| Week of March 8, 2010 | * * | Vol. 16, No. 26 |
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(From the album
76 Bad Loans.)
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GAY
couples in Washington
line up
for licenses now that
same-sex marriage is legal in D.C.
After Congress
failed to block
it and
the Supreme Court
gave it a
free pass,
the nation's capital becomes the
sixth place
in the country
for same-sex couples to marry.
Week of March 1
VIKTOR YANUKOVYCH
finally
takes office
as President of Ukraine after
Week of February 22
OPPOSITION
to health care reform is
running strong.
So President Obama
is preparing his own new bill that
gives the federal government
Week of February 15 KENNEDYS have been in Congress since 1947, a run that ends with the resignation of Patrick Kennedy, congressman from Rhode Island. After Caroline gave up on Hillary's Senate seat and the real Joe Kennedy didn't run in the recent Massachusetts special election, no family members are likely to join Congress soon. Even though Patrick decided to leave Congress at the age of 42, there was a lot he shared with his father, Ted.
Week of February 8
THE SNOW
now
Week of February 1 TIGER WOODS' withdrawal from golf is creating a recession for the pro tour, but the guy just wants a little privacy after his small driving accident.
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