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Temperatures We've Heard are High [ Angels We Have Heard on High ]

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From the album Barackin' Around the Christmas Tree.

Week of February 1

TIGER WOODS' withdrawal from golf is creating a recession for the pro tour, but the guy just wants a little privacy after his small driving accident.

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Fly of the Tiger [ Eye of the Tiger ]

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Week of January 25

CORPORATIONS win big in the Supreme Court as a 5-4 majority strikes down law and precedent regulating corporate participation in elections and expands corporate rights. The majority ruled that since corporations are people, their free speech rights can't be limited by Congress. By that reasoning, it's not a stretch to see them demanding voting rights, too, once they've got their naming rights all locked up.

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This Land's Not Your Land [ This Land is Your Land ]

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From the album Four More Years in the Bush Leagues (2005) .

Week of January 18

THE WHOLE Palin clan is getting more exposure. Sarah is now a contributor on Fox. Bristol is setting up her own public relations firm. Todd Palin is getting ready to finally settle old scores. And Levi Johnston has been hanging out.

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In the Nude [ In the Mood ]

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Week of January 11

A YEAR AGO, the hottest tickets in town were invitations to the inaugural. By the end of his first year in office, though, just about anyone who wanted to see Obama at the White House could come and crash.

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Party Crashers [ It's My Party ]

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Week of January 4

THE PAST YEAR was quite a year for politics and poking fun at politicians. Before diving into 2010 and the sordid scandals ahead, what could be better than a retrospective year-end wrap up of 2009? Let's try that again...

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Lirty Dies: 2009 Rear End Yap Up [ Read and hear more Lirty Dies. ]

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Week of December 28

FAILED terrorist Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab didn't manage to take down Northwest Flight 253, but he will no doubt be remembered for making air travel even more miserable for the rest of us. Recall that after shoe-bomber Richard Reid tried — and failed — to destroy a plane in 2001 using the same kind of explosives, we all had to take off our shoes at airport security. Abdulmutallab, who must have dropped out of the same terrorist school as Reid, allegedly had his bomb materials sewn into his underwear.

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Shoe-Bomb [ Sh-Boom ]

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From the album When Bush Comes to Shove (2002) .